Sunday, July 12, 2009

i love her.

Ifreshtea (10:41:56 PM): HOW'S OGGY?
Ifreshtea (10:42:09 PM): DID THE SOIL EAT 100% BIODEGRADABLE??
bestnoor56 (10:42:12 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bestnoor56 (10:42:15 PM): OGGY!
bestnoor56 (10:42:22 PM): well he was ok at like 6
bestnoor56 (10:42:24 PM): but now he's out there
bestnoor56 (10:42:26 PM): in the cold!
Ifreshtea (10:42:56 PM): oh no!
Ifreshtea (10:42:58 PM): but he's brave
Ifreshtea (10:43:01 PM): being our son and all
Ifreshtea (10:43:06 PM): i'm sure he can handle it
bestnoor56 (10:44:39 PM): sniff sniff
bestnoor56 (10:44:43 PM): he's gonna grow up so fast.
Ifreshtea (10:44:54 PM): i hope he's not a still birth though
Ifreshtea (10:45:02 PM): he can't die on us!!!
bestnoor56 (10:45:11 PM): NO!
bestnoor56 (10:45:13 PM): ARG.
bestnoor56 (10:45:18 PM): THAT WILL BE HIS GRANDMA'S FAULT.
Ifreshtea (10:45:31 PM): :(
bestnoor56 (10:45:37 PM): then his other grandma can help create a new oggy son.
Ifreshtea (10:45:42 PM): lol
Ifreshtea (10:45:46 PM): awww
Ifreshtea (10:45:53 PM): i have this new fatherly glow on me
Ifreshtea (10:45:59 PM): if only you could see me now
Ifreshtea (10:46:03 PM): all happy and fuzzy inside
bestnoor56 (10:46:04 PM): i can see you.
Ifreshtea (10:46:07 PM): CREEPER
Ifreshtea (10:46:15 PM): I TOLD YOU TO GET THE CAMERAS OUT OF MY ROOM
bestnoor56 (10:46:25 PM): ;]
bestnoor56 (10:46:30 PM): i like watching you.

Ifreshtea (11:16:55 PM): noor
Ifreshtea (11:16:57 PM): my love
Ifreshtea (11:17:00 PM): mother of my child
Ifreshtea (11:17:08 PM): i have to sleep
Ifreshtea (11:17:11 PM): or at least
Ifreshtea (11:17:25 PM): lay in bed and stare up at the stars
Ifreshtea (11:17:34 PM): wondering where the hell my ceiling is
Ifreshtea (11:17:38 PM): until i fall asleep
bestnoor56 (11:17:43 PM): i will miss you.
bestnoor56 (11:17:47 PM): but i will be watch.
bestnoor56 (11:17:50 PM): go forth. and prosper.
bestnoor56 (11:17:53 PM): and sleepeth.
Ifreshtea (11:18:54 PM): \/_\/
Ifreshtea (11:18:57 PM): no
Ifreshtea (11:18:58 PM): wait
Ifreshtea (11:19:09 PM): \_/
Ifreshtea (11:19:10 PM): no
Ifreshtea (11:19:15 PM): go forth and prosper
Ifreshtea (11:19:22 PM): you can't see me
Ifreshtea (11:19:29 PM): but i'm putting up the hand sign for it
Ifreshtea (11:19:32 PM): cause i'm spock
Ifreshtea (11:19:33 PM): (:
bestnoor56 (11:19:41 PM): AHAHAHA
bestnoor56 (11:19:43 PM): i can see it!
Ifreshtea (11:19:49 PM): whoo!
bestnoor56 (11:20:00 PM): now sleep father of my child.
Ifreshtea (11:20:03 PM): wait
Ifreshtea (11:20:10 PM): i have to express things to you
Ifreshtea (11:20:14 PM): WHAT IF
Ifreshtea (11:20:22 PM): PPL REALLY DID PUT CAMERAS UP IN OTHER PPLS HOUSES
Ifreshtea (11:20:22 PM): like
Ifreshtea (11:20:25 PM): handymen adn stuff
Ifreshtea (11:20:34 PM): what if they were secretly pedofiles
Ifreshtea (11:20:38 PM): and when they
Ifreshtea (11:20:39 PM): idk
Ifreshtea (11:21:11 PM): remove the popcorn from ppls houses that don't like popcorn ceilings
Ifreshtea (11:21:18 PM): and then they put a small camera
Ifreshtea (11:21:41 PM): install a small camera somewhere up on the ceiling
Ifreshtea (11:21:44 PM): where no one can see
Ifreshtea (11:21:49 PM): or would notice it
Ifreshtea (11:21:53 PM): AND WATCH PPL??
bestnoor56 (11:22:36 PM): AHAHHAAH
bestnoor56 (11:22:45 PM): so i just searched my room quickly with my eyes
bestnoor56 (11:22:51 PM): WHAT IF THERE REALLY IS A CAMERA HERE.
Ifreshtea (11:22:57 PM): oh
Ifreshtea (11:23:01 PM): we don't have to worry
Ifreshtea (11:23:10 PM): if someone ever did watch you
Ifreshtea (11:23:18 PM): they'd be scared out of their mind
Ifreshtea (11:23:23 PM): and never watch you again
Ifreshtea (11:23:42 PM): they'd probably sign themselves into a pysche ward
Ifreshtea (11:23:54 PM): just to get the images of you out of their mind
bestnoor56 (11:24:36 PM): THEY WOULD NEVER WANT TO GET THESE IMAGES OUT OF THEIR HEADSSSSSSS
bestnoor56 (11:25:04 PM): I AM BEAUTIFUL.
Ifreshtea (11:25:10 PM): then you would be to blame for their homicide
bestnoor56 (11:25:34 PM): NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR
bestnoor56 (11:25:42 PM): THEY WOULD KEEP WATCHING.
bestnoor56 (11:25:46 PM): kinda creepy.
bestnoor56 (11:25:48 PM): BUT FOR YOU.
bestnoor56 (11:25:53 PM): THEY WOULD BE SO CONFUSED
bestnoor56 (11:25:55 PM): AND MESMERIZED
bestnoor56 (11:26:01 PM): THAT THEY WOULD KEEP WATCHING YOU.
bestnoor56 (11:26:03 PM): FOREVER.
bestnoor56 (11:26:10 PM): AND THEN EVENTUALLY HANG THEMSELVES
bestnoor56 (11:26:17 PM): B/C THEY HATE WATCHING YOU BUT CAN'T STOP.
bestnoor56 (11:26:19 PM): ITS AN ADDICTION.
Ifreshtea (11:26:35 PM): noor
Ifreshtea (11:26:41 PM): that's the story of our friendship

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